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یادگیری جذاب و آسان زبان انگلیسی

یادگیری جذاب و آسان زبان انگلیسی
یادگیری زبان انگلیسی از طریق عکس بازی و فان 




Message from bhagvat gita
True message from Bhagvat Gita:
“Your mind is your great friend if you control it,
BUT,
Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls u
”..

Till you meet the success
Only normal people say that
‘success knocks your door once’
but
achievers say
‘knock the door of failure till you meet the success’.


Do not hurt anyone

Hurting someone is as easy as cutting a tree,
but making someone happy is like growing a tree
It takes a lot of time,
So do not hurt anyone.


Too heavy to be broken

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.


برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ یکشنبه بیست و یکم آبان 1391 ] [ 13:8 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


I asked my Angel
Last night I asked my Angel 2
watch over U…but it came soon.
I asked: WHY? it smiled and said:
an Angel doesn”t watch over another Angel
.

I wish for you


Whatever is warm & inspiring
Whatever means most to you,
Whatever makes you smile and brings you joy
THAT’S WHAT I wish for YOU!


My simple Hi

Simple music can make u sing,
simple hug can make u feel better;
simple things can make u happy,
hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.


One is your smile


Every normal person has 72 heart beats,
but for myself its 73.
The extra one is your SMILE.
so don’t stop smiling,
it will affect my heart.



Remember in that moment


if a smile reaches ur lips.
a perfect smile that u perhaps u cant explain.
remember that in that moment,
im thinking of u & smiling too.

برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ شنبه بیستم آبان 1391 ] [ 13:34 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Lost its most beautiful angel
It must have been a rainy day,
when you were born
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost its most
beautiful angel
…!

I will never forget you

You know what, in the whole world,
there is no such darling whom,
I love and I want the whole,
world to know that I will never forget you!!


I will be loving you always

Words alone will never be able to,
express the depth of my love for you,
In case you didn’t know,
I will be loving you always and forever!!!


You can marry me

How Cute!
A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek,
She Sent A SMS:”
If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me,
If You Can’t
I’m Hidden In D Shed”.!


I always remember you

Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges,
to make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ شنبه بیستم آبان 1391 ] [ 13:25 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Yes dear after marry

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear


Marriage restaurant neighborhood

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that…


Two words Yes dear

once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear

Temper Or SelfConfidence

When yoU Develop The Ability To
Listen To Anything Unconditionally,
Without Losing your Temper Or SelfConfidence.
It Means, you are MARRIED.


Marriage Airtel Hutch

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”


برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ سه شنبه شانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 15:1 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]



The art of life

Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called
“PART OF LIFE”,
But smiling in all those situations is called
“ART OF LIFE
”.

Life is like a piano

Life is like a piano.
White keys are happy moments
Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r
played together 2 give sweet music.


Happiness comes from the heart

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER



Everyone desire to reach
Never design your character,
like a garden where anyone can walk,
Design your character like the sky,
where everyone desire to reach.


Have a colour page everyday

Life is like a book,
Each day a new page with
adventures to experience,
lesson to learn & good deeds 2 replicate

HAVE A COLOUR PAGE EVERYDAY



برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ سه شنبه شانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 10:42 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Funny kiss Definition

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”

Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY


Not infection it is rust


Lady: Doctor I have infection in my lips.
Doctor: how many times tou kiss?
Lady: once in a year!
Doctor: its not infection it is rust.



funny kiss sms jokes


A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know

—–

“Benefits of Kissing ;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING
:”


برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ دوشنبه پانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 14:13 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Kids jokes on exam result


A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

~~
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
“Wats this?”
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS
..


Kids jokes on study


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

~~

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents


برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ دوشنبه پانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 11:37 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Everyone clapped at me
What did the baby mosquito say to her mom?
Mom: Baby, how is your first flying experience?
Baby mosquito: Excellent! Everyone clapped at me
.

Short husband wife funny jokes

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

~~

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill


Wait for the Lecturers


“student friendly sign board”

Sign post outside our collage-
“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.



Born in punjab


Boss : Where were you born ?
Santa : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


They just love NUTS


How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS !


برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ دوشنبه پانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 11:28 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]



When you are driving

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot and,
everyone driving faster than you is a maniac
.

People started shouting twins twins


Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out,
then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’.


Sms to mentally disabled friend

Today is an international day,
for the mentally disabled,
Please send an encouraging,
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done…


A friend like you Shameless

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are
endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you …….
Shameless!!!



Short funny insult jokes Collection

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

~

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”

~

Long time ago
only idiots used
to read my SMS.
And,today,

the history continues….





برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ دوشنبه پانزدهم آبان 1391 ] [ 11:15 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]


Built castles in the air
If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost; that is
where they should be. Now put the
foundations under them
.


Every bad situation have something positive

Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day.
Think of this and lead your life.


In life you will never know

In life, You will never know what you have been
missing until it arrives,
and you will never know what you have got until you miss it.



When you believe in yourself


Little faith says”U can do it”
Big faith says”U’ll do it”
But Great faith says”It is done!”
nothing’s impossible wen u believe in yourself.


Create a successful ending

A Beautiful Thought ” No One Can Go Back &  Change A Bad Beginning,
But Anyone can Start Anything Anytime & Create A Successful ENDING.

برچسب‌ها: اس ام اس انگلیسی English sms
[ یکشنبه چهاردهم آبان 1391 ] [ 19:8 ] [ اباذر احمدی ] [ ]
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